Dear Dumb College Girl,

The very narrow and very crowded hallway is not your living room.

 

Notice: Zero space between her feet and the next feet you would encounter.

*Special note: Dumb College Girl gabbing loudly on phone in an otherwise silent hallway.

**Side note: The other dumb girl at the top who also assumes that people would prefer to have the obstacle of her legs rather than a clear pathway.

***Bonus points to: The hard-ass teacher who yelled "This is a hallway. Pick up your feet!"

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

(from my Finance class eLC)

Maybe you should have added an English class instead.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Athletes,

Realize now that you will not be of any use to the world in less than three years.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Freshmen,

Stop.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If your parents are going to pay that much money to buy you a car, you should at least learn how to drive it imjustsayin.

 

This is why I'm terrified to have my car on campus.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Turn signals are not just there for you to play with. They are to let other people know which direction you intend on going in the near future. So don't honk at me because I cross the street thinking you're going one way, and you have to stop and wait for me because you're actually going another.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If you don't know me, don't talk about me like you do.

Sincerely.