Dear Dumb College Kids,

(from my Finance class eLC)

Maybe you should have added an English class instead.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Athletes,

Realize now that you will not be of any use to the world in less than three years.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Freshmen,

Stop.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If your parents are going to pay that much money to buy you a car, you should at least learn how to drive it imjustsayin.

 

This is why I'm terrified to have my car on campus.

Sincerely.