Dear Dumb College Girl,

The very narrow and very crowded hallway is not your living room.

 

Notice: Zero space between her feet and the next feet you would encounter.

*Special note: Dumb College Girl gabbing loudly on phone in an otherwise silent hallway.

**Side note: The other dumb girl at the top who also assumes that people would prefer to have the obstacle of her legs rather than a clear pathway.

***Bonus points to: The hard-ass teacher who yelled "This is a hallway. Pick up your feet!"

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

(from my Finance class eLC)

Maybe you should have added an English class instead.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Athletes,

Realize now that you will not be of any use to the world in less than three years.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Freshmen,

Stop.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If your parents are going to pay that much money to buy you a car, you should at least learn how to drive it imjustsayin.

 

This is why I'm terrified to have my car on campus.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Turn signals are not just there for you to play with. They are to let other people know which direction you intend on going in the near future. So don't honk at me because I cross the street thinking you're going one way, and you have to stop and wait for me because you're actually going another.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If you don't know me, don't talk about me like you do.

Sincerely.

In Response to Post of February 28th

E-mail from ECV Community:

In recent weeks, our buiolding service staff has had to discard a significant amount of improperly disposed of trash.  We wanted to take this opportunity to once again remind you of the policies in regard to proper trash disposal found on page 25 of your ECV Community Guide

Recycling and Trash
Residents of East Campus Village are responsible for the removal of their trash to the dumpsters. Dumpsters are located on the north side of Building 1512 and McWhorter Hall, as well as the east side of Rooker Hall.
Should bagged trash, pizza boxes or other large items be found in any location except the dumpster, including indoor and outdoor community waste baskets and other small trash cans/receptacles, an attempt will be made to identify the owner of the trash. However, should no owner be identified, the residents residing in the closest area of the trash will be assessed a fee. Residents who witness others improperly disposing of trash should report this to a VCA or the Community Desk after confronting the other resident.

Improper disposal of trash carries a minimum $25.00 administrative fee.

All communities recycle. Students are encouraged to participate in East Campus Village’s recycling program. Large recycling bins are located adjacent to each of the dumpsters. Residents are encouraged to recycle paper, aluminum cans, and plastic containers in these locations. For more information about recycling with UGA Housing, please visit www.uga.edu/housing/life/recycling.html.

Thanks!
ECV Staff

                                                                                                                                            

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Don't make me literally pay for your laziness.

Sincerely.

P.S. Other Dumb College Kids: Spell check all but does it for you. Now everyone in the buiolding knows you're dumb.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

I thought I would eventually run out of new things to complain about, but you are still amazing me with how rude, self-absorbed, and unforgivably ignorant you all are.

I don't even want to waste my time detailing your numerous offenses right now.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

You like playing loud music on Friday/Saturday nights when you're having a party. Cool. I get it.

Why are you blasting your bass-filled music all afternoon and night on Mondays and Tuesdays? Seriously get over it.

Furthermore, I'm not above calling the RAs. You're just lucky that I'm not sure which room it's coming from and that I'm too lazy/busy to go find out.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Here's a little metaphysical lesson that you should keep in your pockets: Everything is made for a reason.

eg: Bread comes in wrappers for a reason. You may think that bread manufacturers include these items simply for your inconvenience, but what it really does is keeps the bread fresh. Unless, of course, you're one of the overwhelmingly large amounts of dining hall eaters who decide that wrapping a loaf of bread back up when you are done with it is just not worth three seconds out of your day. Then it's pretty much just there to be annoying.

Just like you.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

As equally dumb as the Red and Black is to all of you, they do not put those advertisements in there just for you to throw them on the ground next to the newspaper bin. If you choose not to read them, at least put them in the trash can that is always ten feet or less away from every newspaper box.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Try not to be too dumb over Spring break.

Though hopefully your stories will give me stuff to complain about.

Regards.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

A couple of notes about proper bus behavior:

1) Do not play your music out loud. No one wants to hear it.

2) You are not allowed to take up two seats for your own luxurious comfort when the bus is crowded.

3) When the person you're talking to is right next to you, you do not need to yell. I don't want to know everything about you by the time you or I get off.

4) When the person you're talking to is not right next to you, sit next to them. Do not yell across the aisle or across me, especially about Assassin's Creed.

5) The Orbit is not the only bus that can get you where you need to go.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If it's not yours, don't touch it. Especially when it's someone else's umbrella and it's friggin' pouring outside.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

There are dumpsters right behind this building for the purpose of providing a place for you to put your trash. The regular-sized trashcans on either side of the entrance to the building are not for your large trash bags. Stop being lazy pieces of crap and walk to the other side of the building.

Furthermore, there are two dumpsters there. When the one in front is full, walk the less-than-three feet to the one behind it; do not put your trash on the ground next to the full one.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Are you really that dim that you can't remember what seat you sit in every day?

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Stop wearing shirts/stickers, etc. that say "Athens, I Love You." You do not love the city of Athens. You love UGA and downtown. The rest of Athens is seriously crappy and if you were making anything but a college kid's income, you would not choose to live here. If the campus and bars were not here, there would be nothing else except two Walmarts and a bunch of crack houses.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Attn: Girls in Nike running shorts

Nike running shorts are not the only type of shorts that exist in the world. Some of you clearly don't even actually work out.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Okay, really? Are we in college or middle school?

                                                                                                                                          

Subject: Quiz 2 grades	Topic: Grades
Author: SANDY LIU	Date: February 18, 2011 3:54 PM

Are quiz 2 grades going to be up ANY TIME SOON? thank you. i know that there is a handwritten part, but the scantron part should be graded relatively fast.

Subject: Quiz grades	Topic: Grades
Author: Alan Guilfoyle	Date: February 20, 2011 1:37 PM

I don't know if the Professor is just being nice or if he can't comment but TO ALL that keep posting about "when grades for quizzes" are going to be posted, Shut up! Stop posting and whining, taking up other peoples time reading your messages that have nothing but useless nagging and scathing tones. It's not like life as we know it depends on it. HE WILL POST GRADES WHEN HE POST THEM!!! Nagging and posting these obnoxious messages will not make him post grades any faster, I promise.

Thanks for the whole class

Subject: Re:Quiz grades	Topic: Grades
Author: MICHELLE VOGEL	Date: February 20, 2011 9:13 PM

Agreed. In a similar vein, it seems really silly to come to class and talk your way through it. You do know that you CHOSE to be in this class - no one forced it upon you. I also chose to be in this class and I would like to be able to pay attention during lecture without the incessant hum of chatter distracting me...

Subject: Re:Quiz grades	Topic: Grades
Author: MEGAN COLLEEN KELLY	Date: February 21, 2011 8:45 AM

also it would be lovely if people stopped leaving at 12. is sitting there another fifteen minutes really gonna kill you?

Subject: Re:Quiz grades	Topic: Grades
Author: SANDY LIU	Date: February 21, 2011 12:21 PM

i don't think everyone needs to put their input in. you want people to stop posting discussion messages...then STOP putting them on here yourself. and megan, no...people have lab to get to on the other side of campus & if they've talked to dr. freeman-lynde about having to leave a little bit early, that's their problem.

Subject: Re:Quiz grades	Topic: Grades
Author: MICHELLE VOGEL	Date: February 21, 2011 9:15 PM

I don't think it's unreasonable to ask that people not talk when Dr. Freeman-Lynde is trying to lecture, do you?

Subject: Re:Quiz grades	Topic: Grades
Author: Andrew James	Date: February 21, 2011 8:56 PM

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Subject: Re:Quiz grades	Topic: Grades
Author: DALLAS CLAYTON COX	Date: February 21, 2011 10:20 PM

awesome

In Reply to: Re:Quiz grades

Subject: Re:Quiz 2 grades	Topic: Grades
Author: JON LINDERMAN	Date: February 21, 2011 12:37 PM

Im more frustrated about the fact that we basically have to teach ourselves a few chapters every quiz.

Subject: Re:Quiz 2 grades	Topic: Grades
Author: DALLAS CLAYTON COX	Date: February 21, 2011 2:55 PM

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re:Quiz 2 grades	Topic: Grades
Author: MICHELLE VOGEL	Date: February 21, 2011 9:15 PM

It's a 3000 level class. You signed up for it.

Subject: Re:Quiz 2 grades	Topic: Grades
Author: JON LINDERMAN	Date: February 21, 2011 10:15 PM

Yeah thanks michelle, i know what a 3000 level class entails, ive taken quite a few. im just frustrated that we have to teach ourselves half the material for the quizzes. i know its not his fault, it was the snow days, its just annoying. 

                                                                                                                                          

This is not The Real World: eLC. And you wonder why no one over the age of 30 takes you seriously or thinks you're capable of anything.

Get it together.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Just because the high is 75 does not mean that it is going to be 75 all day. You look like a dumb ass for wearing shorts when it's only 49 out.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Push your chairs in, you heathens.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

The coolness you try to give off by blasting your music with your windows down is cancelled when you drive a moderately priced mid-sized sedan.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

You are not being sneaky or covert when the smell of your pot invades the entire hallway.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

You cannot take up the entire sidewalk just because you want to walk side by side with your friends. And don't act offended when I refuse to move into the grass and maybe bump into you sort of hard just because you can't manage a triangle formation.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If you cannot find the quiz grades in the clearly labeled folder "Quiz Grades," then they are obviously not up yet and you do not need to post in two different threads asking where they are.

And for the love of anything and everything, learn the difference between "you're" and "your." The difference in time it takes to type the former over the latter is absolutely insignificant. "It's faster" is not an excuse unless you happen to be caught in a time warp in which everything runs five million times slower.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

When someone is behind you for cereal, get your cereal and then go away. Do not get your cereal and then stand there and proceed to mix your eggs like no one is behind you.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Seriously just do your work on time.

Sincerely.

P.S. To the specific person who posted this - Why even bother at that point?

Dear Dumb College Kids,

You must wait for people to come out of the bus before you can get on the bus. Your body is not going to fit where another body already is. And when people are attempting to get out of the bus, do not slow and/or completely destroy the process by standing in front of the door and leaving no room for them to get around you.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

I should not be able to tell what song you are listening to all the way on the other end of the bus.

And I will resent you even more when I have to pay your Medicare when you are 27 and hearing disabled.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Please stop using eLC to reveal how dumb you are.

Also, please stop asking teachers when you will get quizzes/tests/papers back. They will be returned when they are ready. You asking does not make the process go faster and you knowing will not change your grade. In fact, if you annoy them enough, they will probably secretly take five points off for you being dumb. I would.

Sincerely.