Dear Dumb College Kids,

A couple of notes about proper bus behavior:

1) Do not play your music out loud. No one wants to hear it.

2) You are not allowed to take up two seats for your own luxurious comfort when the bus is crowded.

3) When the person you're talking to is right next to you, you do not need to yell. I don't want to know everything about you by the time you or I get off.

4) When the person you're talking to is not right next to you, sit next to them. Do not yell across the aisle or across me, especially about Assassin's Creed.

5) The Orbit is not the only bus that can get you where you need to go.

Sincerely.