Dear Dumb College Kids,

You like playing loud music on Friday/Saturday nights when you're having a party. Cool. I get it.

Why are you blasting your bass-filled music all afternoon and night on Mondays and Tuesdays? Seriously get over it.

Furthermore, I'm not above calling the RAs. You're just lucky that I'm not sure which room it's coming from and that I'm too lazy/busy to go find out.

Sincerely.