Dear Dumb College Kids,

Turn signals are not just there for you to play with. They are to let other people know which direction you intend on going in the near future. So don't honk at me because I cross the street thinking you're going one way, and you have to stop and wait for me because you're actually going another.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If you don't know me, don't talk about me like you do.

Sincerely.