Dear Dumb College Kids,

Turn signals are not just there for you to play with. They are to let other people know which direction you intend on going in the near future. So don't honk at me because I cross the street thinking you're going one way, and you have to stop and wait for me because you're actually going another.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

If you don't know me, don't talk about me like you do.

Sincerely.

In Response to Post of February 28th

E-mail from ECV Community:

In recent weeks, our buiolding service staff has had to discard a significant amount of improperly disposed of trash.  We wanted to take this opportunity to once again remind you of the policies in regard to proper trash disposal found on page 25 of your ECV Community Guide

Recycling and Trash
Residents of East Campus Village are responsible for the removal of their trash to the dumpsters. Dumpsters are located on the north side of Building 1512 and McWhorter Hall, as well as the east side of Rooker Hall.
Should bagged trash, pizza boxes or other large items be found in any location except the dumpster, including indoor and outdoor community waste baskets and other small trash cans/receptacles, an attempt will be made to identify the owner of the trash. However, should no owner be identified, the residents residing in the closest area of the trash will be assessed a fee. Residents who witness others improperly disposing of trash should report this to a VCA or the Community Desk after confronting the other resident.

Improper disposal of trash carries a minimum $25.00 administrative fee.

All communities recycle. Students are encouraged to participate in East Campus Village’s recycling program. Large recycling bins are located adjacent to each of the dumpsters. Residents are encouraged to recycle paper, aluminum cans, and plastic containers in these locations. For more information about recycling with UGA Housing, please visit www.uga.edu/housing/life/recycling.html.

Thanks!
ECV Staff

                                                                                                                                            

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Don't make me literally pay for your laziness.

Sincerely.

P.S. Other Dumb College Kids: Spell check all but does it for you. Now everyone in the buiolding knows you're dumb.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

I thought I would eventually run out of new things to complain about, but you are still amazing me with how rude, self-absorbed, and unforgivably ignorant you all are.

I don't even want to waste my time detailing your numerous offenses right now.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

You like playing loud music on Friday/Saturday nights when you're having a party. Cool. I get it.

Why are you blasting your bass-filled music all afternoon and night on Mondays and Tuesdays? Seriously get over it.

Furthermore, I'm not above calling the RAs. You're just lucky that I'm not sure which room it's coming from and that I'm too lazy/busy to go find out.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

Here's a little metaphysical lesson that you should keep in your pockets: Everything is made for a reason.

eg: Bread comes in wrappers for a reason. You may think that bread manufacturers include these items simply for your inconvenience, but what it really does is keeps the bread fresh. Unless, of course, you're one of the overwhelmingly large amounts of dining hall eaters who decide that wrapping a loaf of bread back up when you are done with it is just not worth three seconds out of your day. Then it's pretty much just there to be annoying.

Just like you.

Sincerely.

Dear Dumb College Kids,

As equally dumb as the Red and Black is to all of you, they do not put those advertisements in there just for you to throw them on the ground next to the newspaper bin. If you choose not to read them, at least put them in the trash can that is always ten feet or less away from every newspaper box.

Sincerely.